WTFORK Hetalia Meme

Pick 10 random characters.
1. Romano
2.Prussia
3.Russia
4.Italy
5.Spain
6.America
7.Germany
8.England
9.France
10.China

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate. (Romano)
Me: Are these… tomato flavored?!
Romano: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY TOMATO CHOCOLATES!!
Me: ;A;

2 confesses his love to you. (Prussia)
Prussia: I think you are… awesome enough to… would you like to be my.. girlfriend?
Me: YES

You walk into 3 in the street at midnight. (Russia)
HOLY CRAP RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!*flails arms and runs in random circles until running into a pole*

5 saves your life. (Spain)
Spain! You saved me from the scary Russia who almost just killed me in the alley for no particular reason whatsoever!! Gracias!
Spain: o it was no problem me amigo! Now you want some churros?

6 is living in your house. (America)
Me: America!! What happened to all of the donuts?!
America: ~muffled~ I don't mph no nomnomnom

You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone).(germany)
Me: There are pictures of sexy Italy on hereO.O ~Nosebleeds all over phone~ Oh crap….

You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.(England)
Me: What do you want?!
England: Flying mint bunnies have taken over the world!! We must take shelter!!
Me: OMYGOD QUICKLY INTO THE WARDROBE!!! TO NARNIA!!!

9 kidnaps you. (France)
Ohnohnonhonh

You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat. (China)
Me: uummm hey china.. that's my seat…
China: I don't care Aru, go sit next to francey pants over there
France: Ohnonhohn
Me:Not again O^O

1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4. (Romano, Germany, Italy)
Romano: I love you ok you bastard!!
Germany: *WTF face*
Romano:*kisses germany passionately and messily*
Italy: IM GONNA KILL MY BROTHER!!
Me: *holding him back* No italy don't do it!!! I have a better Idea! Let's call Spain!
Italy: ~Evil smirk~ runs to tell Spain~
Spain: ROMA NO HOW COULD YOU MY LITTLE TOMATO?!
Romano: Shit.

2 and 9 are arguing.(Prussia, France)
France: I am waay more sexier than you Ohnohnon
Prussia: O YA?! Well I got my five meters under here, Be jealous!
France: Well I don't believe you
Prussia: proves it*
France: ~Goes over to emo corner to sulk~

6 is molesting 3.(America, Russia)
Me: this will not end well…..
America: HAHA I am molesting yo—
Russia: ~hits America with pipe~ All better!
Me: NO AMERICA?! WHY?!

5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.(Spain, China)
~grabs spain~ ADIOS CHINA!!
NOOO ARU!! D':

2 is invisible. (Prussia)
Keskeskeskes now no one shall see me invade their vital regions keskeskeskes


OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia! (France)
France: Finally! I have something a million times better than Prussia's stupid five meters!!
Prussia: ~still invisible~ But now I can invade peoples vital regions while being INVISABLE
France: ~goes back to emo corner~

1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.(America, Italy)
Me: OMG DON'T PANICK we just need to get some candles lit!!
Italy: B-but I can't light a match! ~attempts to light one but sets table on fire instead~ AAAAHHHH
America: Here let the hero do it!!~brings out flame thrower~


3 and 7 pull a prank on you. (Russia, Germany)
I foresee explosions and kolkols and my death

You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.(Italy, China)
Me: HOLY CRAP WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! ~takes a picture~ then calls Germany and russia~ Hey btw ur boyfriends r makin out with eachother
~two seconds later Russia forces China to become one with him, and Germany screams at Italy until he submits~
Me: In le corner with popcorn watching every arousing movement

4 and 9 steal your boat.(Italy France)
Me: dude I don't even own a boat!
France: then whose boat is this?
Russia: its mine da? Now give it back
~France and Italy jump in the water and swim away with the dolphins~

While 5 and 7 rob your house.(Spain, Germany)
Me: Why u do this to me?! :C
Germany: Because We KNOW you have those pictures you took of me and Italy and Spain with Romano… we want them… NOW
Me: BWAHAHA too late! I have posted on the internet!!
Spain- sees photos on internet_ has five million hits~ damn yaoi fangirls =_="


You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.(Romano, America)
Me: I WANT A HEROIC KIDNEY!!!
America: HELLZ YES!

5 is robbing 2. (Spain, Prussia)
I don't he's  robbing the house…. >:3

You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.(China)
China: Now you are mine! Aru~
Me: why did you kidnap me?!
China: I just was curious to see who cares enough to rescue you aru~
Me: OooOoo I wanna know that too! ~waits for my heros~

Britain crashes through a window while America comes down the chimney simultaneously as Prussia cuts a whole through the roof when Spain kicks down the door pulling a stubborn Romano behind him And then Italy walks tentatively through the backdoor with a white flag.
China: That's quite a lot. Im screwed.

1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.(Romano Prussia and Italy)
Prussia: this movie is totally un-awesome
Italy and Romano: ~Hugging each other while crying at the horrible scariness~

You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.(Germany, England France china)
Me: China you find the food!! france you cook the food! Germany you make a boat to get us out of here! England… erm, you should, just keep away from the food okay?

3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.(Russia Spain)
Spain: We need you to drive the getaway car!
Me: But I don't have my license yet ;A;
Spain: Who cares!!
Me: I sure don't! ~Hops in car then crashes it into the bank~ Ooops…

6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you. (America Russia)
America: Why did you help them rob my bank?!?
Me: I didn't help them!! I crashed their car!!
America: Oh.. well then u wanna go get a cheese burger?
Me: sure

1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.(Romano Germany China)
China :this is gold aru
Me: Remind me to hide the alcohol next time


3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.(Russia Spain France)
France: Ohnhonohn lets go look at those cute cosplay girls!
Spain: No way I want some tomato flavored pocky! (they make that?)
Russia:… Im going home

You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house. (Romano Italy America China at Germany)
~China is sleeping~ I draw a moustache on his face
Romano: HAHAHA YOU LOOK SO STUPID WITH THAT SILLY MOOSTACHE ON YO FACE!
America: Dude that does look stupid!! Now let's dress him up in girls clothes!!
Italy: vee~ but America it looks like he already is wearing girls clothes!
Germany: Staring in horror at what he has let into his house

2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.
(PrussiaxSpain SpainxEngland EnglandxPrussia Prussia Hates England Spain doesn't love prussiaAnd England doesn't love Spain Back)

Me: Starring in confusion at the yelling and complaining about lovers~
Takes out Camera~ SHUT UP ALREADY AND JUST HAVE A FRIKIN THREESOME!!!
All three of them: slowly turn heads to stare at me like im insane….( but it's a good idea, no?)